technoturian:

I feel like it means something that FEDRA’s first act in the show is smiling and comforting a child and lying to him while they kill him and…

…the Fireflies’ final act was acting like they were helping a child and lying to her while they were (trying to) kill her. Both killings for the greater good, but still. What a mirror.

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staffs-secret-blog:

Every time there’s a new tumblr meme there’s always people like “this isn’t funny anymore, it’s gotten boring/cringe” We are on tumblr, we drag dead jokes around so that their blood decorates the place like a children’s hospital

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lake-lady:

lake-lady:

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gyroporus cyanescens (cornflower bolete)

Some people are saying this looks deadly but its actually 100% edible and has a mild flavor!! The blue is from acid compounds reacting to oxygen in the air :)

(via thecephalopodagency)

madlori:

sonatine:

onion-souls:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

donnasweettttttttt:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

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Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

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how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

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bigwiglesbrain:

gaminegay:

gaminegay:

You’ve heard of cuddling for warmth, you’ve heard of cuddling to stop bad dreams, now get ready for: cuddling so you have sth to hold and don’t curl up like a shrimp in the night making your chest hurt in the morning

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Artist rendition of why perhaps my back and chest might hurt perhaps

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sioltach:

I think if our pre-industrial revolution ancestors saw what we did to the night sky they would pummel us with rocks no mercy

(via bunjywunjy)

faestruck:

king:

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

(via sexiestchalupaever)

guys

aru:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

happy 10 year anniversary lmao

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